"There's a 99% Chance I Don't Care" Vintage T-Shirt
Most conversations end the same way they start: with something that didn't need to be said. He's noticed. Been noticing for about forty years. At some point a man does the math and decides his words are better spent elsewhere - which, increasingly, means not spent at all.
This funny sarcastic t-shirt for men handles the communication. He wears it. People see it. Nobody asks. That's the whole system, and it works beautifully. Not rude - efficient. There's a difference, and he's been making it for long enough to know which one he is.
100% soft cotton, preshrunk:Â Comfortable from the first wear. Not stiff, not thin. The kind of shirt a man reaches for when he wants to be comfortable and say something without opening his mouth.
Vintage-style distressed print:Â "There's a 99% Chance I Don't Care." Reads clear from across the room. Which is exactly the right distance for most conversations.
Unisex classic fit, S–5XL: Relaxed through the chest and shoulders. Looks right whether he's on the porch or at the hardware store. Or wherever he ends up. Probably without telling anyone first.
Direct-to-garment print:Â Won't crack or peel. The message holds up through the wash. Unlike his tolerance for small talk, which did not.
Printed and shipped from the USA:Â The 1% he does care about. Every time.
A natural funny gift for: The grumpy dad, grandpa, or husband who communicates mostly through expressions and has been getting his point across just fine. Works for a birthday, Father's Day, or any occasion where the right shirt says the thing the recipient has been thinking for years.
Ninety-nine percent done explaining himself. One hundred percent comfortable with that.
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Most conversations end the same way they start: with something that didn't need to be said. He's noticed. Been noticing for about forty years. At some point a man does the math and decides his words are better spent elsewhere - which, increasingly, means not spent at all.
This funny sarcastic t-shirt for men handles the communication. He wears it. People see it. Nobody asks. That's the whole system, and it works beautifully. Not rude - efficient. There's a difference, and he's been making it for long enough to know which one he is.
100% soft cotton, preshrunk:Â Comfortable from the first wear. Not stiff, not thin. The kind of shirt a man reaches for when he wants to be comfortable and say something without opening his mouth.
Vintage-style distressed print:Â "There's a 99% Chance I Don't Care." Reads clear from across the room. Which is exactly the right distance for most conversations.
Unisex classic fit, S–5XL: Relaxed through the chest and shoulders. Looks right whether he's on the porch or at the hardware store. Or wherever he ends up. Probably without telling anyone first.
Direct-to-garment print:Â Won't crack or peel. The message holds up through the wash. Unlike his tolerance for small talk, which did not.
Printed and shipped from the USA:Â The 1% he does care about. Every time.
A natural funny gift for: The grumpy dad, grandpa, or husband who communicates mostly through expressions and has been getting his point across just fine. Works for a birthday, Father's Day, or any occasion where the right shirt says the thing the recipient has been thinking for years.
Ninety-nine percent done explaining himself. One hundred percent comfortable with that.
